Alright, fine, you can. Sometimes you don't realize how great something is until it's gone. With that thought in mind, we're ready to revamp and renew (especially now that Google has ensured greater accessibility to the masses)! Sure, there have been oodles and oodles of events that have transpired in our absence... but, in staying true to ourselves, the driving force to bring us back to the fine world of Snoop Bloggy Blog is none other than the event OF THE DECADE (the new one -- not that one we just got done eulogizing): the final season of LOST!!
Rather than wordy recaps - though, don't get too comfortable, those will come back as soon as these bicycle wheels start turning (or that's at least applicable to the half who CAN ride a bike) - let's dive back into the world of MB with some good 'ol fashioned stream-of-consciousness-live-blogging-Losty-splicey conversation:
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8:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO is a fucking baller?
i missed my calling as a racecar driver.
yayyy
oh shit
it's going to crash again
whattttttttt
this is just showing us how different they look, now
or is this just the first time
or is it?
i don't know!
i should've paid better attention
i feel like, b/c of my lost skit for work, i've watched this scene ssooooo many times
8:06 PM
landddd in la?
underwater?
with charlie?!
and that shark!
FOUND.
sorry
i found the shark
AHH!
FOOT!
wouldn't that be great if that were the new show?
"FOOT"
hahha
du sex machina
is what we've decided just happened
that is something gross
whatever you just said
robot sex
that is the end of my sister's keeper
the depravity over there
deux ex machina.
but pronounced
du sexy machina
8:10 PM
AAH
why this again
i hate seeing her die
THEY KEEP SHOWING ME!
she had such a look of bliss when those chains dragged her to the gravel pit
metal pit
kate
i know her eyes
duh
bc we're lovers
well, she's the only girl
and those are girl eyes
whatre you two doininatree
why is she muffled?
she's underwater
my ears are popped
oh, so it's you too
phew.
i thought the fates really WERE against me
and my tv was dying
is this the POV of the smoke monster?
why are we hearing like her?
can anybody hearrr meee?
we weren't first person videogaming her
your car
what's he doing there
he was there
black rock?
he was saving his daddy
8:14 PM
is this a choose your adventure?!
is one of these people esau?
isn't that the entire show?
hasn't it always been?
mamwabasa
stop yelling.
maybe juliet is down there
but why the muffled noises?
these are all fair points that sawyer is making
okay so they're just going to show us both sides of the coin
and never tell us which actually happened
oh yeahhhh, THIS guy
people LOVE him
like.... the crazy fans
taecher
like caesar
8:17 PM
so if it had worked, it would've changed their whole past?
that doesn't make sense
shouldn't it just take them back to that point in time?
well, the electromagnetic blah blah is the reason those numbers even existed
aw, jin
and his fantastic engrish speaking
mmm
he speaks better engrish than i do
i wonder if he'll know engrish in the world where it worked
my korean should play this guy
juliet!
AHHHHHHHH
i thought they told me she was dead
slkfjsdfkljflk
darlton said!
but she's on V!!!
haha, hurley
do we know where his name come from?
no!
i just asked that here
and no one knows
jing?!
NO FAIR!
i want a shoutout!!
or nothing we know of them
if jin says "no" maybe it'll sound like "ro"
or if vincent does
thom yorke
sam mendes
he's way more sam mendes than thom yorke
did hurley ever meet jakey?
oh, in the cab
after jail
right
yeah
geetar
they hate each other again
BOOOOOONE!!
love love love love
why is he playing damon salvator?
loveeeeeeeeee
he's so vampy
instead of boone mcawesome
he didn't use to be vampy
yo, that's at the bottom of an ocean... there's no fire.
turn into the smoke monstie!
do it
it's a biodome
sidus lipidus!
(me?)
meh, good enough.
brendan fraser gained weight
this is the jew's daughter from venice
who now?
ilanalooloo
merchant of venice, she plays al pacino's daughter
8:29 PM
soo can you tell me quickly about bai ling?
what about her?
what was her character again?
blogs told me she had 99.7% chance of coming back?
some skank in thailand
that portion was a documentary
lord.
i thought that teacher dude did
i think they were yanking your chain
gross
they are going to find a talking skeleton
behind this rubble
8:34 PM
he was hooking up with a french teen in a hole in the wall?
that is what is being said here
the guitar thing happened, right?
why is hurley stupid?
kate is a bitch
i fainted on the plane
good thing jack is there
8:40 PM
ahh! tracheo!
icky
really?
magically he's better?
should've just carried a mary
this is like when i fell through the rebar on the construction site
it sucks to have small feet, sawyer, i know
they're so perf!!!
HA fooled you! i wasn't sleeping!!
that DOES seem like a nice place to take a nap
it's like our cabana
this makes me cryyyy
i love them
shut up
go away kate
8:44 PM
hurley is annoying me
well, i mean dead is dead
so... you just gotta bring 'em dead
yeah but he was alive when hurley was all "supposeeee i asked you about this hole in the wall where you take french teens, but only hypothetically"
30 years where i've looked like this
but you gotta take them when they're dead
b/c they come back to life
who are these people again?
taileypoes?
the people on ajira stone cold steve austin 316
is that where you ask the smoke monster about your daughter you let die?
oh right
8:46 PM
that's not how protection works, faux locke
loyalty is a weird thing
he turned to smokes!
is jacob a chili pepper?
or a bug!
a scarab!
it IS brendan fraser!
this is the mummy
aw, i love this smokey
elephant
8:54 PM
aw, charlie.
oh my god i can't take this
go to the temple
good lord, how long did that take?
they're going to crash, i bet
he was posed to diee
jack sucks
ruins everything
damn, oceanic air has got some recliiiiiining seats.
9:08 PM
his dad probs did turn into smokey the bear robinson
and exhausted out the plane
ohhh
well, that's an emissions issue
if only they regulated that
i'm telling you
cop15 maybe
COP20 could've really done some stuff
9:15 PM
native others
before dharma
huh?
do those even exist?
dunno
why are they trying to make THIS reality exciting?
how does she think she's going to get out of the bathroom
they're not lost
it's not exciting
i don't care about her
she's going to stab him
kick it open
also... he didn't hear her peeing
yeah
undig her!
how long after the mom dies would the baby die?
do you think the fall did it?
she did fall on a hanger
how does he do this?
maybe now HE is pregnant
oh...
umm
what.
ew.
what?
shut up.
what
how
she just said it didn't
he lied
i think she was finally able to conceive
that worked
his peen
george takei just sliced his hand
they do have to be dead to be broughten back
I know
what is this hour glass?
b/c ben was dead
but he was never the same or whatever the hell
how do you know that?
b/c ben was dead
i don't remember this at all
and then richard took him
well, we never saw this part of it
but sayid shot ben
little harry potter ben
and then kate and jack were all "he's just a kid!"
and took him to eyeliner
and then apparently this shit happened
and now he's just dead dead?
hm
kate likes to hover
and then tell people to stop
and then say he's dead
kate needs to STFU
i mean, she's not talking now
but, in general
ooooh, what GAYOS
kissing!
ohhh, i see
yeah, i'm going back to "kate needs to STFU"
heh?
gayos? i missed that bit
no
it was just CPR
9:42 PM
isn't this what happened in her past
hello tess
who are zac and emma?
oh did the shinto need them to be there in order to save sayid?
marijuanaa
i think zac and emma are the taily kids who were stolen
mm
remember how the tailypos got, like, nightly attacks by the others?
sorry
right
miles? locke?
huhhhh???
smokey locke knows what locke thought when benry killed him
i wonder how
oh
yep
we're closer
that IS confusion
good word, smokey
to a forest?
i hate to break it to him
but his forest probs doesn't exist
what abot walt's comic books?
i just want them to answer something
instead of asking me more questions
does hurley know miles can talk to the deads?
ughhhhhhhhhhh
i thought everyone did
miles looked at hurley funny
when hurley said he'd be there for sayid
9:56 PM
ah
this is spinal tap
on the house?!
what is this
wait
they're in the FUTURE?
okay so they're back in the same time, which is the present?
so jack et al are back in 2007 but don't realize? is that what juliet meant it worked?
also, you'd think smokey locke would use something better than the self-defense steps they tell laydeez to use when an attacker approaches
comp's going to die
And, with that, we're back!
