Partie traumatic

Do none of the writers of Kings read this blog?! The point of my talking so much about Dreamy Davey was so they would keep up with the close-ups, but instead they decided to develop the plot or something. We've been on three dates, Kings, am I not now entitled to some boy-on-boy action?

ANYWAY. Peace = Party time. The Queen plans a balletina show for her minions, and uninvites a bushy-tailed David because important people want to meet HIM at HER party. The nerve! Davey's disappointment in not being able to hold Princess Michelle's hand in a bucket of popcorn is quickly forgotten when Prince Jack-mo invites him to a REAL party with plenty a drink and drug and dame being thrown about. Sometimes Jack would pull his parseltongue out of a girl's face to break up with his boyf or punch a dude or pass the chicky from the left hand side on to David, who then made kissy-times with her and got his picture taken by a nice pap. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, I say. And that Princess Mi for messing with his head.

Of course, Princess thinks Davey ditched the dance for some sloots of his own want, so she says "Forget him. I'ma get mine." She hits on some guy who she used to get baths with and showed him her dad's socks so that he would help her with a healthcare proposal her faja keeps shooting down. If you'd seen HSM, Princess, you'd know you've got to work a lot harder when your dad is the coach.

Bobinsky bounces from his wifey's party to tend to his sick illegit kid and baby mama. He leaves L'Hospital for a hot minute to meet the Rev in a field in Horseheads, NY and ask just why God is being so mean to him. Rev says he's got to make some sacrifices if his relationship is going to work. Bob: "Isn't He over that yet? I mean, didn't Abe tend to this like a million years ago?" Anyway, he runs over a deer with his car, and his son gets better. But then he decides to cut ties with familia numero dos lest this happen again. It's not them, it's him.

Queenie is pretty pissed at him but too busy straightening big portraits to really care. Mich finds out her mom was tryna set her up with that kid that use to eat paste in kindergarten. Jack is dealing with being a pimp on the outside and a priss on the inside, but his plan of getting his friend to play pap worked and now the whole world knows about Davey's butterfly kisses.

The End. Tune in next week and hope it's gayer.