Judgement Day

Did you know that Webster decided the e in "judgement" was unnecessito por favor? The Brits still use the e, and as an anglo-phile who has evolved to putting u's where they did not previously exist and flipping and reversing er's, I'ma keep it too.

Anywhosie, Kings. Did you remember to watch on Saturday? It's ok, me either. In fact, I think I quite like Hulu-ing it at its original time, feels like the good ol' days. This week was the annual Judgement Day in Shiloh, where King Bobinsky chooses 10 cases that he will personally hear and make a ruling based on what God telekineticizes to him. One of the cases was to pardon his illegit kid's doctor for a hit-and-run he committed years back, but even his baby mama as a character witness couldn't save the doc.

One of the cases dropped out, and so Princeypants convinced Davey to try out for the spot to save his bro from the death sentence, but then sneakily told Ms. Cornelius Fudge to choose Princess Mi's healthcare case instead. Jack revealed to Mi that it's not that he's jealous of Davey, per se, more that if she ends up marrying him, since she is older than him by a hot minute, Davey would probs get the crown over him. And all Jack is tryna do is hurt Davey so bad that he won't even want the crown, even if it means killing off one of his momma's litter. Kindly, Jack presents an alternate option: if Davey publicly denounces the king, he'd make sure Ethan isn't stoned to death. Davey, like a fool, publicly proposes to the King because he truly, madly, deeply believes in him.

After a lot of back and forth, boy-scout-badge ironing-on and subsequent ripping-off, King Bobinsky sees that Davey is genuine and he reduces Ethan's hanging to one week of babysitting an underprivileged smart ass child. That's the good news. The bad news is that while Davey may get to see his brother for another day, this thing with Mich can be no more. She's promised to someone else - Paste-Eater perhaps? Whatever, I don't like her. First she got to make-out up on Davey and then she had Zef's baby in 17 Again? Undeserving wench.

Also this week we met Uncle William's son, Macaulay Culkin, who is back from exile. Happy Diwali! Apparently these years home alone have left young Kevin McCallister a cross-dresser who steals his aunty's glittery pumps? I wonder if we can look forward to a Royal Theatre production of Tootsie, or if he and Jack will commiserate about their secret lives. What does the Bible say about gay incest?

I choose to make up my own side-drama to make this show more exciting in my mind.